This is the news today.

1. This is the news today.

There was a little outbreak...of fleas. In Wales. (Pause)

So if you go to Wales you will get the Swine Flu.

(Long pause)

And now it's time for the weather, with Rainbow Charlotte.

2. Hello. I'm Rainbow Charlotte.

Here is the weather.

Today there will be a little bit of snow...and tomorrow there will be a little bit of sunshine.

Sunday will be...rainbowy.

On Monday...On Monday...(Looks preoccupied)

(Sings)

Monday morning

Off-to-school-I-go

Tuesday morning

Then-I-say-hello.

Monday morning

Off-to-school-I-go

Tues...Friday morning

Then I say...(long pause)

...good-bye.

1. And that was the weather with Rainbow Charlotte.

Now it's time for the Music Show.

(Pause, picks up tennis racket/guitar)

Hello. This is the Music Show.

This is a song by the Clumsy Ubbles, and it was written in 1654. Which was a very long time ago.

One, two, three, four (plays a rock song, with an elaborate solo)

(Suddenly screen turns to black)

(Stops) Oh no! (We hear the sound of the guitar/tennis racket being dropped)

There has been a power cut.

And so I can't play because I have an electric guitar...