Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Non-Linear Bea: (holds a letter in her hand, reads, re-reads, and sighs, letting it drop) "We where overwhelmed." (Sighs again). I wish they would spellcheck before intruding on my rejection space.

Mummy Bloghead: (calls out from offstage) Don't let them overwhelm your rejection wherea, Bea!

Non-Linear Bea: (looks touched). Overwear my rejection realm? Don't worry, I won't. (Pause). Thanks, Mummy.

Mummy Bloghead: No worries. (Long pause. Mummy Bloghead has a flash of inspiration). I know! Let's auto-correct their auto-reject!

Non-Linear Bea: (delighted) Yes! Let's auto-correct their auto-reject!

They auto-correct.

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